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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

PSA: Splatoon 3 On Switch Has Made Some Cuts To Keep Pace With Switch 2 - Nintendo Life

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

NASA Discovers Strange X-Shaped Structures in Earth’s Upper Atmosphere - Indian Defence Review

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

All flights grounded at Newark Airport due to staffing issues - FOX 5 New York

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are the reasons behind the belief that paper straws are harmful to the environment, despite being recyclable and biodegradable?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Is it overstating to say that AI is on a par with the invention of fire, electricity, flight, or the Internet in its ability to transform our lives?

—

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

There’s a Fascinating Hidden Reason That So Many High-Earning Tech Workers Are Getting Laid Off Now - futurism.com

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Bettor banned for heckling Olympic star Thomas - ESPN

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

share office space ...

A New Study Reveals What Happens When You Drink Coffee Every Day - AOL.com

They put up a sign reading

No way

Just Forget it!

GoFundMe for teen who rushed to Burger King shift after graduation skyrockets to $130K — and keeps climbing - AOL.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Inside Ukraine’s audacious drone attack on Russian air bases - CNN

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Beavis and Butt-Head Are Coming to Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 and Warzone With Season 04 Reloaded — and Players Are Joking They’re More MilSim Than Most Skins in the Game - IGN

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